Dickie Greenleaf @DickieGreenleaf@occult.camp

back in my grandma's day you could just cut into your wealthy husbands brake lines. now you gotta hack into his self driving car. learn to code kids

roses are red,
violets are blue

Looking for a third

Will Nature Make a Man of Me Yet?

Three Faces of Sigourney

it seems upon first glance an unnecessary deference to the conventions of English orthography which restricts capitalization to proper nouns, as opposed to the typical American capitalization of the initials of the expansion, made for pedagogical emphasis

I really warmed up to the word thot. I was against it at first

I guess we all worry about stuff like that sometimes

cha-ching

I hit the thottery on Mastodon.com and You Can Too

what if I never get to teach a gender studies course where for your final project you had to ressurect the dead and/or call forth a demon

what if I never go to space and do karate

what if I never achieve my dream of becoming an Instagram thot

sudo apt-get me stoned

it went great btw

"so what do you think? is it me? am I too handsome and talented?"

good thing I have therapy tonight. otherwise I'd have to just toot thru it

come on, ask me about the atmospheric composition of the Cretaceous period, I double dog dare you

at work I mentioned in context of the lunch conversation there were in fact no potatoes in medieval Europe and everybody looked at me like I was a weirdo. motherfucker I'm not the only one with Wikipedia

thank God no one expects me to know who Sufjan Stevens is

if I had a nickel for every time I thought "I can't do this" I wouldn't have to do this

guess I'm gonna have to fuck this here goat

I completely forgot I'm supposed to give this presentation to the execs and rolled into work wearing a three six mafia t-shirt lol