Dickie Greenleaf @[email protected]

back in my grandma's day you could just cut into your wealthy husbands brake lines. now you gotta hack into his self driving car. learn to code kids

roses are red,
violets are blue

Looking for a third

Will Nature Make a Man of Me Yet?

Three Faces of Sigourney

weed may not be a "gateway drug" but it sure as hell doesn't help you eat fewer chocolate covered almonds

Mexico City was weird

nothing but respect for MY St Patrick

of course girls like me. I'm psychic and I know how to ride horses

guys always want to know how to get girls to like them. listen, there's not some big secret. just be the best at karate or translating obscure texts, or ideally both

he was my bosses bosses boss and literally everyone under him quit within 6 months of each other

you know how every other suggested video on youtube is some right wing lunatic "Destroying Feminism" or whatever? yah thats largely the work of one guy who works at every tech company in Silicon Valley for 1-2 years before being fired for "HR reasons" and failing up to a bigger role at another company. I think he's a director at FB now as a matter of fact

I'm gonna buy so many socks today. fuck yeah

when its friday the 15th and you just got paid

I could be married for 20 years with kids and a life together & if they did rap at karaoke I'd go to the store for cigarettes and hasta nunca

it's important to be yourself. unless you meet someone that looks just like you but is wealthy and successful. in that case, bump them off and be that person instead

Did you know the Nintendo game company was founded in 1889 and became a staple of organized crime economics?

Marvel's What If? comic series is becoming a TV show which is weird because there was only one good issue of that comic

my dream home is in a place where ley lines intersect and police jurisdictions dont

I love this picture of the KMPX radio team in 1975 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KMPX_(defunct)#The_birth_of_freeform_rock_radio

I saw this on Univision once when I was a kid and have been looking for it ever since, but haven't been able to find it https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251629/

dreammwalking and karate fighting a demon is a concept that deserves a better treatment then it got in Dream Warriors

it's the end times all the times, baby

at least the end of our future is closer than the beginning of our past