you might be a demon in the bedroom but that's no excuse not to be a gentleman at the dinner table! always swallow your food before talking #DEVILMANcrybaby
boost this if you can't be fuckin stopped
Ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs.
if you can't purr, do something that would make you do a purr if you could purr!
"The city of Melbourne assigned trees email addresses so citizens could report problems. Instead, people wrote thousands of love letters to their favorite trees." https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/07/when-you-give-a-tree-an-email-address/398210/
[RUNES FOR TRANSITION]
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[ENCHANTMENT TOWARDS KITTEHS]
🐐 🌉 ℹ️ 🏩
[PRAYER TOWARDS HAPPINESS]
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nine inch snails
IMPACT TEXT: get you a cauldron that can do both
[image 1 - a cauldron bubbling with unknown contents]
[image 2 - the same cauldron as image 1, shot from a different angle, bubbling with unknown contents]
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request: somebody design a decoy laptop with a heating element inside and a fake screen convincing enough to attract my cat to sit on the keyboard. it needs to be at least as compelling as whatever laptop i'm currently using.
i promise i will give you money.
blessed gif 💙
Turns out that Alexa is a witch https://witches.town/media/_QGFJ69nPZi27Y5fY94
I also hook this up with my view of how Hecate presents us with crossroads, forks in the road that give you three choices (Hecate is the goddess of the _trivium_ and therefore has three faces which also have bit given a touch of Maiden-Mother-Crone value by Robert Graves I think...I used to dislike that facile tripartite division but I can now see some value in it.
you can go left, which I associate with Kel, with Loki, and if you like, the child ("maiden")
you can go right, which I associate with Kara (myself), with no particular god yet, and if you like, the young adult ("mother")
(cont'd)